Artist Of The Week - Pusha T

One half of Clipse the dynamic duo, Pusha T registered himself as a solo artist for the last few years. In the meantime, signing with G.O.O.D. Music and beefing with the self proclaimed "best rapper alive" Lil Wayne.

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Pusha T and his brother No Malice (formerly Malice of the Clipse) have always been known to reference the bible in their music. As the beef begins to ensue, Pusha T dropped Exodus 23:1 a song dissing Lil' Wayne. For those of you who aren't religious (raises hand) verse 1 in the 23rd chapter reads "You shall not spread a false report. You shall not join hands with a wicked man to be a malicious witness" It's kind of ironic that he's saying this but that's just my opinion.

Lil' Wayne did retaliate with a diss song called Ghoulish and blatantly disses Pusha T which is abnormal for rappers nowadays. "Fuck Pusha T and anybody that love him". He even took the time to write that on Twitter. Seems as if everybody (mainly the smart people) is siding with the victor of course; which is Pusha T. This might be a stepping stone for him and that's why he is the artist of the week.

The G.O.O.D. Music album reportedly is supposed to drop in Spring 2012. Summer starts June 20th. Let's hope Kanye keep his word.

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"The Friend Zone Has Been Breached" by Intelligent Hoodlums

"Nice guys finish last" something Stanley Ipkiss would say.

This article is esoteric for the demure introvert males of our generation. If the memo hasn’t been emailed to you yet, check your spam. There's ways of getting women who don’t "like you, like you". Like that chick Lila from Hey Arnold? It’s precisely like that situation. Why? To be completely honest, it’s because you’re a bitch and women like assholes.

Looking at you (let’s pretend I’m standing in front of you) reminds me of myself 5 years ago. You might not be as attractive as me but new flash; looks have absolutely nothing to do with it. If you didn’t know, kindness and an unattractive physical presence are asymmetrical. I can name numerous ugly fat slovenly dudes who been getting pussy since the cradle. What you need to do is take a sip of this assholism and get your mind right. I created some steps to the path of a woman’s vagina. If you're looking for love and willing to endure another 90 days of blue balls, read Steve Harvey's book.

Step 1: Identifying the Situation

If you’re comfortable in the friend zone, I’m here to tell you, you're delusional and that platonic shit is wack. Best friends are just friends you haven’t fucked…yet. Emphasize on the word “yet”. If I know you like I think I know I you, you are a very angry person on the inside. You take this chick to work, you drive her home, you hemorrhage money, you’re there for her when she cries, and at the end of the day, somebody else is going to stick a penis in every orifice of her body while you masturbate violently at home in your room and cry yourself to sleep. That's you right?

Step 2: Revaluating the Situation

So back to this anger issue; utilize all of that built up animosity and become a degenerate asshole. The Book of Assholism preaches the word of free will. No longer will you be carrying purses and picking up babies that aren’t yours. No longer will you be squandering your cash on pussy doesn’t belong to you. No longer will you lend your shoulder to cry on, you are made. Fellas, we need collateral. Tit(s) for tat. Foots are down and will be in ass if penis is not sucked. No more slave chores until she giveth thee pussy.

Step 3: Ignore Button

She could always depend on you for everything but now that her calls and texts can’t get through, and realizes she needed you more than ever. She’s getting all sentimental but don’t let her fool you, it’s clearly a charade. Keep your conversations to a minimum and be real short. Just when she gets emotional, bounce back with that sweet resilience and flirt with other girls in her face. If you can’t do it in person or at all, tell her all about how Stacy gave you the number and you two are going out. It doesn't even have to be true. Trust me, no matter how much she doesn’t think she like you, she does and she will be jealous.

Step 4: Infatuate The Base

Get her alone and movie night it up. Doesn't even have to be a chick flick; preferably something she's not into and keep the volume low, because we need to talk. Talk about her feelings and shit and she will spill her soul about how much she's been hurt in the past. She finally has your attention again and that's all it takes to slide on home base. Catch my drift.

Step 5: If All Fails

If you’re not fucking by Step 4, then date rape her. No in all seriousness the alienating part will fucking drive her crazy and then when she finally corners you, tell her how you feel. The biggest lie a woman can tell is “I’m just not ready for a relationship right now” due to bad priors but my mans that’s a lie. Unless she was literally raped, then it’s a lie and she’s just leading you on until she finds someone better. That’s why it’s your mission to show her that it’s YOU that she’s been looking for her whole life. 5 years from now she will but then it will be too late. You will be completely over her and vise versa. It never fails.

As an asshole I feel it’s my purpose on Earth to spread this wisdom to my fellow brethren. You're welcome.

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