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Monday, April 23, 2012

Metta World Peace Apologizes...Again

I don't know what you see here but I see the face of a champion...


That is the face of Martin Luther King Jr. This is the face of humility. That is the face of a baby eater. What NBA player you know has the hunger of a baby eater? Yeah, we waited. They make this man seem like a thug or a loose cannon. I think he's very sensitive and mentally sane. Here's footage of James Harden getting in Metta's way last night.

 

To me it looked like a preemptive strike. James Harden was tapping him on his back and he counterattacked with the people's elbow just like self defense class teaches you to do. David Stern enforced the "don't touch Metta while he's celebrating" rule last year and I guess James forgot. We only get to see Metta score like once every leap year so let him relish in the moment!

In James Soften's defense, Metta World Peace was supposed to endure those love taps because he promotes peace. So he apologized right after killing James Harden's family.


James Harden wasn't available for comments on the situation, we believe he's still in the arena. Reports from the chief of police says "if he doesn't get up soon, we're going to have to outline him with chalk".  


This situation was right after Metta apologized for 9/11. Remember the notorious baby eater has full immunity so can we just leave him alone please? 


Thank You.











Saturday, March 10, 2012

Genocide Of The Black Woman Pt.1: Tattoos & Piercings

Here ye, Here ye! Gather around folks! I need your undivided attention please. We have a veritable issue going on in our community. This topic needs to be discussed IMMEDIATELY before it gets out of pocket. LADIES!!!! that shit is not sexy!

Ever since black people stole Polo from white people, we've been a little disheveled on how to look in public. From Polo to skinny jeans, from skinny jeans to tattoos, from tattoos to piercings. Skinny jeans are cool because you don't have to wear them on your face for the rest of your life. Somebody need to call Ja because bitches forget how to be black and in better words, classy.

Exhibit A


Tattoos Something needs to be said about this new lesbianism. If you "bitches" didn't know, there is a 3 tattoo minimum so your 4th tattoo officially makes you a ho. If you get something as stupid as exhibit A, you are a habitual line stepping ho.

Let me clarify, getting tattoos is your own personal preference -- I am not hating. I just wouldn't date a girl with a tattoo of her ass tatted on her ass.

If you're a man and looking at me crazy then let me see your scorecard. All hoes right? Only dirty dreadheaded vagrants love women that look like strippers. They be the ones who be in the strip club paying to eat ass. 98% of these bitches got aids but y'all don't here me though. A lot of these "nubes" (new n-words) finds this appealing and I'm sorry to hear that. I hate living in a gerneration where tats are a prerequisite when it comes to a man's taste. Faggots.

Exhibit B
Piercings Seems like the only goal in a black bitch's life nowadays is to look like this bitch from Pulp Fiction. #WhyYouInChurch looking like Pinhead from Hellraiser?



Other than stripper, waitress at a strip club, club promoter, escort, prostitute, there's isn't any jobs for bitches like you. You never see a bitch with pierced dimples a partner at law firm. You never see a bitch with that stupid ass horseshoe piercing in her nose in college doing anything productive other than fucking future NBA superstars. 

The tongue ring is where the line was drawn. Nipple rings are like putting a mustache on the Mona Lisa. Hip piercings, back piercings, foot piercings, foreheads, eyeballs, god sent me to earth to tell y'all that shit look stupid and you're going to hell.

Let me break this shit down. Something in a woman's blood causes them to do anything for notoriety or a minuscule of attention. It's like a genetic disposition passed down from their horrible mothers. I don't know if it's because father's weren't present but mines wasn't either. Difference is, I'm not walking around with my dick out setting thirst traps on social networks.

All of this so-called glamour is disparaging and REAL men wouldn't give a fuck if your ears were pierced. We don't need all of that extra shit. Keep it natural because in retrospect, only other women care about that shit. I know what your saying "Well, we don't do it for y'all, we do it for us" yeah, you're going to end up doing a lot of things for yourself for the rest of your life. 

Katt Williams Philosophy "Never in the history of niggerdom has a nigga been getting ready to have sex with a woman a change his mind because her fingernails and toe nails didn't match...not never"