The Eating Ass Debate

Kevin Hart just ate some ass face

Are you tired of this ongoing twitter debate about eating ass? If the answer is yes then let me have a moment of clarity, I EAT ASS.

The funny thing about that is I was like you before. Hating, slandering, talking shit about something I never tried. "Don't knock it until you try it" that really goes without saying nowadays. You thought the same thing before you ate pussy; it was the nastiest shit in world right? Wrong, because you finally tried that shit and it was like watching Lion King for the first time. Somewhere in between that time frame, you cried because it was so epic.

DON'T LET TWITTER FOOL YOU 

Remember, twitter is full of socially challenged teenagers, virgins, and sexually frustrated adults. Don't let these losers affect your ass eating decisions. If the opportunity presents itself, take a chance and if you don't like it, tweet about it. We'll be there for you. 

ASS EATING LAWS

Exhibit A (dreads are not a requirement)

There are laws to this shit. It's mainly common sense but just in case you need a play by play, write this down.

1) Unless you have dreads or is equivalent to this low life lifestyle, don't go out eating club ass. Countless times I went on WSHH (I only go on there to see the bitches) and seen some darkskin dude (usually he from ATL) eating stripper ass. Don't do it in the club, don't take her home and do it, we're talking about wifey. That is thee only exception!

2) Make sure she's clean, once again common sense. Just because she smells nice on the outside doesn't mean she washed her ass. Bitches spray perfume over feminine odor smh. I'm just keeping it real. I mean like you actually have to watch her wash her ass. 

3) Wash your face and brush your teeth afterwards. You're not going to go to work with your face smelling like shit unless you're just normally an unsanitary human being and you're trying to get fired. Unless you don't have a job or nowhere to go, do what you want fam, she about to leave you anyway.

Yeah, I'm not even going to go here

That's it for now, I'm not going to instruct you how to eat ass. This isn't sex ed ad truthfully there's only one way to do it.

PEEEEAAACE!