Throwback Thursdays - The Marshall Mathers LP

I know it's like #thongthursday but conceal your perverted thirst momentarily while I take you back to the year 2000. "I remember being in the 5th grade. Geeky narcissistic kid but really benign. Never used profanity before purposely. As a matter of fact, I despised cursed words. I think it all started on my birthday and my brother and I share the same b-day (1 year apart) so my mother like to buy us one gift that would benefit the...

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Can White People Say The N-Word?

In the light of Madonna's recent attempt of unilaterally joining the black community through Instagram, I thought I should give white people an update on black people and our feelings towards the word 'nigga'. Nigga, nigga, nigga. Before I jump into that, I just want to mention that Madonna is on Instagram, she dated Chris Rock, she adopted a black baby from Zimwabawhoever, and she's 55 years old. You can say all of those things will qualify...

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Drake impersonates Lil' Wayne, Jay-Z, and Katt Williams on 'SNL' [Video]

Former Canadian soap opera actor turned rapper Drake, was invited as a host and a musical guest on SNL last night. As one of the most diverse rappers in the game, my expectations were far from low. The only potential setback is that Drake doesn't come from a comedy background. So how did he do? Well, in case you were actually enjoying your Saturday night like a normal human being unlike myself, Drake was great on SNL. He's no Kerry Washington...

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Artist Of The Week - Pusha T

One half of Clipse the dynamic duo, Pusha T registered himself as a solo artist for the last few years. In the meantime, signing with G.O.O.D. Music and beefing with the self proclaimed "best rapper alive" Lil Wayne. http://youtu.be/-Evs0wwnuak Pusha T and his brother No Malice (formerly Malice of the Clipse) have always been known to reference the bible in their music. As the beef begins to ensue, Pusha T dropped Exodus 23:1 a song...

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The Asshole Handbook

RELATED ARTICLES "The Friend Zone Has Been Breached" by Intelligent Hoodlums "Nice guys finish last" something Stanley Ipkiss would say. This article is esoteric for the demure introvert males of our generation. If the memo hasn’t been emailed to you yet, check your spam. There's ways of getting women who don’t "like you, like you". Like that chick Lila from Hey Arnold? It’s precisely like that situation. Why? To be completely honest, it’s...

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Brian McKnight's "How To Make Your Pussy Work"

Sir, the slander is upon you. In cased you missed it last night, Brian McKnight resurrected six feet from the rhythm & blues graveyard like hologram Tupac to release a preview of his "adult mix tape". These words came from his mouth. It was extremely vulgar, blunt, and educational? "let me show you how your pussy works" is chorus to this embarrassment. I'm guessing women need a 42 year old singer, musically show them how to utilize...

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Metta World Peace Apologizes...Again

I don't know what you see here but I see the face of a champion... That is the face of Martin Luther King Jr. This is the face of humility. That is the face of a baby eater. What NBA player you know has the hunger of a baby eater? Yeah, we waited. They make this man seem like a thug or a loose cannon. I think he's very sensitive and mentally sane. Here's footage of James Harden getting in Metta's way last night.   To me it looked...

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