Artist Of The Week - Pusha T

One half of Clipse the dynamic duo, Pusha T registered himself as a solo artist for the last few years. In the meantime, signing with G.O.O.D. Music and beefing with the self proclaimed "best rapper alive" Lil Wayne.

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Pusha T and his brother No Malice (formerly Malice of the Clipse) have always been known to reference the bible in their music. As the beef begins to ensue, Pusha T dropped Exodus 23:1 a song dissing Lil' Wayne. For those of you who aren't religious (raises hand) verse 1 in the 23rd chapter reads "You shall not spread a false report. You shall not join hands with a wicked man to be a malicious witness" It's kind of ironic that he's saying this but that's just my opinion.

Lil' Wayne did retaliate with a diss song called Ghoulish and blatantly disses Pusha T which is abnormal for rappers nowadays. "Fuck Pusha T and anybody that love him". He even took the time to write that on Twitter. Seems as if everybody (mainly the smart people) is siding with the victor of course; which is Pusha T. This might be a stepping stone for him and that's why he is the artist of the week.

The G.O.O.D. Music album reportedly is supposed to drop in Spring 2012. Summer starts June 20th. Let's hope Kanye keep his word.

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"The Friend Zone Has Been Breached" by Intelligent Hoodlums

"Nice guys finish last" something Stanley Ipkiss would say.

This article is esoteric for the demure introvert males of our generation. If the memo hasn’t been emailed to you yet, check your spam. There's ways of getting women who don’t "like you, like you". Like that chick Lila from Hey Arnold? It’s precisely like that situation. Why? To be completely honest, it’s because you’re a bitch and women like assholes.

Looking at you (let’s pretend I’m standing in front of you) reminds me of myself 5 years ago. You might not be as attractive as me but new flash; looks have absolutely nothing to do with it. If you didn’t know, kindness and an unattractive physical presence are asymmetrical. I can name numerous ugly fat slovenly dudes who been getting pussy since the cradle. What you need to do is take a sip of this assholism and get your mind right. I created some steps to the path of a woman’s vagina. If you're looking for love and willing to endure another 90 days of blue balls, read Steve Harvey's book.

Step 1: Identifying the Situation

If you’re comfortable in the friend zone, I’m here to tell you, you're delusional and that platonic shit is wack. Best friends are just friends you haven’t fucked…yet. Emphasize on the word “yet”. If I know you like I think I know I you, you are a very angry person on the inside. You take this chick to work, you drive her home, you hemorrhage money, you’re there for her when she cries, and at the end of the day, somebody else is going to stick a penis in every orifice of her body while you masturbate violently at home in your room and cry yourself to sleep. That's you right?

Step 2: Revaluating the Situation

So back to this anger issue; utilize all of that built up animosity and become a degenerate asshole. The Book of Assholism preaches the word of free will. No longer will you be carrying purses and picking up babies that aren’t yours. No longer will you be squandering your cash on pussy doesn’t belong to you. No longer will you lend your shoulder to cry on, you are made. Fellas, we need collateral. Tit(s) for tat. Foots are down and will be in ass if penis is not sucked. No more slave chores until she giveth thee pussy.

Step 3: Ignore Button

She could always depend on you for everything but now that her calls and texts can’t get through, and realizes she needed you more than ever. She’s getting all sentimental but don’t let her fool you, it’s clearly a charade. Keep your conversations to a minimum and be real short. Just when she gets emotional, bounce back with that sweet resilience and flirt with other girls in her face. If you can’t do it in person or at all, tell her all about how Stacy gave you the number and you two are going out. It doesn't even have to be true. Trust me, no matter how much she doesn’t think she like you, she does and she will be jealous.

Step 4: Infatuate The Base

Get her alone and movie night it up. Doesn't even have to be a chick flick; preferably something she's not into and keep the volume low, because we need to talk. Talk about her feelings and shit and she will spill her soul about how much she's been hurt in the past. She finally has your attention again and that's all it takes to slide on home base. Catch my drift.

Step 5: If All Fails

If you’re not fucking by Step 4, then date rape her. No in all seriousness the alienating part will fucking drive her crazy and then when she finally corners you, tell her how you feel. The biggest lie a woman can tell is “I’m just not ready for a relationship right now” due to bad priors but my mans that’s a lie. Unless she was literally raped, then it’s a lie and she’s just leading you on until she finds someone better. That’s why it’s your mission to show her that it’s YOU that she’s been looking for her whole life. 5 years from now she will but then it will be too late. You will be completely over her and vise versa. It never fails.

As an asshole I feel it’s my purpose on Earth to spread this wisdom to my fellow brethren. You're welcome.

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Brian McKnight's "How To Make Your Pussy Work"

Sir, the slander is upon you. In cased you missed it last night, Brian McKnight resurrected six feet from the rhythm & blues graveyard like hologram Tupac to release a preview of his "adult mix tape". These words came from his mouth. It was extremely vulgar, blunt, and educational? "let me show you how your pussy works" is chorus to this embarrassment. I'm guessing women need a 42 year old singer, musically show them how to utilize their vaginas. He gets right to the point with confidence almost like he predicted a Grammy or at least an Ozone Award. I'm not completely opposed towards the idea, but he needs better lyrics. He should just go along with it because the media will exploit this and bad publicity is still publicity right?




His r&b peers poked fun at the manner on Twitter. I mean F-list celebrities with glass houses like Eric Benet "I need more twitter followers, I think I'll write a Brian McKnight type romantic gynecology mix tape" Same dude who repeatedly cheated on Halle Berry. Who told this faggot he could speak publicly again?

Also Teairra Mari commented "Let Me Show You How Your Pu**Y Works" Brian McKnight REALLLY??? LOL" Ho.......you need a Sponsor and you ain't had no daddy around when you was growing up. Keep them little rocks for yourself.

Haha I'm just talking shit, later days...

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Metta World Peace Apologizes...Again

I don't know what you see here but I see the face of a champion...

That is the face of Martin Luther King Jr. This is the face of humility. That is the face of a baby eater. What NBA player you know has the hunger of a baby eater? Yeah, we waited. They make this man seem like a thug or a loose cannon. I think he's very sensitive and mentally sane. Here's footage of James Harden getting in Metta's way last night.

 

To me it looked like a preemptive strike. James Harden was tapping him on his back and he counterattacked with the people's elbow just like self defense class teaches you to do. David Stern enforced the "don't touch Metta while he's celebrating" rule last year and I guess James forgot. We only get to see Metta score like once every leap year so let him relish in the moment!

In James Soften's defense, Metta World Peace was supposed to endure those love taps because he promotes peace. So he apologized right after killing James Harden's family.

James Harden wasn't available for comments on the situation, we believe he's still in the arena. Reports from the chief of police says "if he doesn't get up soon, we're going to have to outline him with chalk".  

This situation was right after Metta apologized for 9/11. Remember the notorious baby eater has full immunity so can we just leave him alone please? 

Thank You.

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Do You Believe In Hell?

Yesterday, I had the best conversation of my life with my christian friend who's name will remain anonymous. Somewhere in between this conversation, Hell was brought up. You would think such a general word would have a more intellectual term but it's "heaven and hell" like your parents always taught you. I'm knowledgeable on the basics about other religions but what I grew up learning about was Christianity (what the majority of the religious nuts believes in).  I decided to debunk this "religion". The quotation marks are because he claims it's not a religion but we're not going to go there today.

I digress, I searched images of Hell in the search engine and people, as in living human beings seem to have a great distinction of what it looks like. We all have this ideal image programmed into our minds that it looks like a bottomless pit with hot lava, corroded land, demons, and the devil with a pitch fork. Assuming Hell is even real, how would one know how that place looks? Is it on google maps? Can we visit for vacation? Is it Haiti? People don't even know. It could be a great place for all we know.

"the bible quotes that heaven and hell are separated by a gulf and they can see each other." says my friend. He also preached that some guy (i forgot who) reports from hell in the bible and never does it say he wants out. So do we actually even know if it's bad or good or our brain power can't comprehend it? You're in a flaming pit for eternal torment but it's cool, you chillin?

He also claims that the reason bad things are happening in the Earth is because the devil is the ruler right now. I ask, how does one get impeached from ruler of the Earth? Did God pull an Andrew Jackson? I'm not a good storyteller so I only remember bits and pieces but I believe he gave him earth because we were all fucking up. I'm not sure if that's true but any scenario wouldn't make a lick of sense. Supposedly, GOD is supposed to make a Madonna comeback and make Earth paradise again. ZzzZZzz. With that being said, that would mean earth was once upon a time proclaimed "paradise". Now when you think of paradise you think of LL Cool J with his shirt off by a waterfall right? That looks wonderful but that shit sounds erroneous.

Lets get into some facts here. Back when history wasn't recorded in fairy tales, and was factually recorded, Christianity wasn't always taught. World history proves humans believed in pleasing mythical gods by waging war and human sacrifice. Christianity wasn't brought up until 100's of years later. Now I ask because the first 3 commandments mentions if you don't suck the dick of GOD, it is sin and you will go to hell. Minus the sacrilegious assclowns who killed all of those people, but the housewives, the children, the laborers who lived righteous and had no clue of Christianity because there was no obtainable knowledge, did they go to hell? He replied yes with confidence and our conservation did a complete 180. So even in modern day, ALL of those other people including atheists, scientologists, mormons, muslims, will go to hell too? He tried to clean it up but c'mon, you're telling me everybody (including me) is to hell with a look of certitude.

He uses this analogy "It's like if you were on crack and me knowing that is bad, what do you think I'm going to say? I'm going to recommend that you stop doing it because it's bad" I thought it was funny how to compared crack to atheism. Here's my example of GOD.

Remember this arrogant prick Zerksis from 300? He reminds me of GOD. He offered Leonidas similar comfortable values as my friend said Jesus or GOD offers, but you must worship me and bow on your knees!!! You can't tell me that's not GOD in a nutshell.

GAY RIGHTS

I'm not carrying a torch for homosexuals but I am pro gay rights. There is no way there should be laws preventing gay couples to get married by state. It's despicable to see a presidential candidate having the testicular fortitude to stand at a podium and campaign anti remarks toward gay people. What does somebody sexual preference have to do with you getting jobs in America? You're running for President, with a trillion dollar deficit and we're this close to WWIII with Korea but you preach anti gay marriage?

That's one thing I hate about Christianity and religion and I ask him his thoughts on it. "Not into politics and I don't care about gays but I do think they should get married in another way" That's his long response shorten. What do you mean in another way? Like when blacks have to take a shit, they should use different toilets because you don't want the noncolored toliet tainted? Nobody seems to realize it's 2012 and segregation was 60 years. It's the same thing. Just because you're a "traditionalist" doesn't mean gays have to follow your order. If America stayed traditional, the Bill Of Rights would have never been written. Slavery would still be in full effect so don't give me that bullshit.

I'm not totally irreverent, I have the utmost respect for my white friend BUT I don't agree. He offered audiotapes and books even though I'm still on the fence, and I don't see myself converting into Christianity or any religion. Truthfully speaking, there are lots of religion in the world and what makes you so sure yours is the right one. What you believe in depends on the birth lottery. You could of been born in Iran and believed in Muhammad, not Christianity.

Think about what you're preaching kids. They're all frightened because you brainwashed them into believing they will go to hell if they do something wrong. "Free will" is what they preach and I agree with that advantage. I'm a free thinker, my mind is free and it gets depressing at times but it's better than being delusional. Secular people don't need quotes out of a fable to have morals and principles. I will not read the bible because it advocates prejudice, cruelty, superstition, and murder, but I will to debunk it from a knowledgeable perspective. Some so-called "christian" said I might not be smart enough to understand the passages in the bible. How christian-like.

Do I know if hell is real or not? No but neither do you. Based off science, there are too many dynamics in Christianity that are relied off faith and that's not vigorous enough for me.

Like my role model Bill Maher would say, "I'm preaching I don't know, not certainty" They're so sure of what will happen in the afterlife but nobody have the sightliest clue on what the fuck is going on currently on earth. I urge all doubters to be free thinks and come out of the closet about your beliefs. Some people just don't care how impossible our existence is. It's more enlightening if you do some research and talk about it more. At the end of the day, I make my own path and I'm taking the risk (not a risk) of being hell bound because I don't believe in it until it's factual. Do not be afraid of hell.

Thank you for reading.  

 

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#NoFilter Instagram, You Fucking Up

Son, have you seen anybody this hurt on Instagram before the Android app?

Now that the Android users have Instagram, it's super popular now more than ever. These filters can make the ugliest bitches look decent. For instance...

Not only has Instagram started an epidemic but a flawed trend called #NoFilter. The immediate substitute for #NoMakeup.

They post shit like this on social networks and say #NoFilter like they look great without it. Look closely at her hairline. Either the FCC censored it, or she attempted to photoshop the horrendous-ness.

Most of these super confident bitches need makeup and filters. Not to mention liposuction, wii fits, and Jane Fonda workout tapes. Fasting is what I'm trying to say.

Come on son, look at this bitch feet. "I did my own toes toes" bitch smh

Okay, now we're just being mean................LMFAO BWAHAHAHA 

Let's not forget the pioneer of dirty android users who uploaded a iron..."this what y'all be doing nshit?"

Instagram is no longer sacred. It has been infected by a lethal injection of poverty. 

Follow nwir on Instagram. His whole portfolio is smeared in struggle. OMAR COMING!

Later Days...

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What's The Best Kanye West Album?

Since I'm in a hip-hop mood at the moment, I would like to talk my shit again. Can I talk my shit again? The world knows I will forever be a die hard fan of Kanye West. I followed his every rap move since his feature on Blueprint 2. If you read some of my posts, you would know I like to put an end to on-going debates. How do you choose which Kanye album is the best? You ask me that's how! I squandered some mula even when I couldn't afford to and bought every album so I think my opinion matters, and you don't have the answers Sway. From the worst to the best, lets begin people.

Yeezus 2013














What's worse than a really bad album? A really bad album with a really bad CD cover. Every credible critic website placed this album on a pedestal among the musical gods we worshiped in 2013 even when the majority of listeners fucking hated this project. #3 of my list of reasons why I can never be a critic. How can anybody like this piece of garbage when the first track on this album is 'ON SIGHT!'. Kanye probably spent 9800 hours on this song and I'm confused on why he thought this god awful track was worthy of an intro, better yet, placement on the album at all. The list of shitty songs go on, but Kanye did had a few tracks I liked. Nevertheless, the only tracks that are worth mentioning is 'New Slaves, Blood On The Leaves, and Bound 2'. Next slide!

808s & Heartbreak 2008

 I don't get involved into celebrity's personal lives (LIE!) and I don't think we needed to hear a whole album about his breakup with 'such and such'. Before you start throwing rocks, let me just say I liked this album, but there were songs on here that I still haven't listened to more than 30 seconds of. Years ago, I watched of music video of one of these songs and Kanye cut something out of his body. Count me the fuck in for weird shit all day nigga but sometimes you have to go "WHAT THE FUCK"! Somebody was ego trippin' a little too much and therefore, you get a decent to garbage juice album.

Graduation 2007



Graduation might have been Kanye's greatest accomplishment but not his best album, sorry. I almost feel like this album was too soft even for him. All off the Japanese illustrations were pretty lame and it's just Kanye's self absorbed ass not caring what I think. We all pretended that Big Brother song was the SHITTT! and it really wasn't.

On the upside, Kanye put his backpack on and created a bunch of critically acclaimed records. 50 Cent and Kanye began a competition once record sales started tanking to see who could sell the most albums first week (which he ended up winning and leaving 50's career in shambles). Kanye sold more and unfortunately, 50 did not retire. Can't Tell Me Nothing was really foot in ass solidifying his mark in the game. This album is debatable with 808's, but if I was stranded on a island and I had to choose between the two to listen to for the rest of my life, it would be this one.

Watch The Throne 2011

What's better than two of the richest rappers relishing in extravagance? Three other Kanye albums. Watch The Throne was a hodgepodge of Kanye pitching beats to Jay to find which one is sounds suited for. Jay-Z doesn't sound like he wanted to be one half of these tracks. Every track that Jay liked, he made Kanye chill. It's almost like they live in two different worlds and the only way that they have chemistry is talking about money. All criticism aside, more than half of this album is great. A bad Jay-Z/Kanye song is still better than anything they play on the radio nowadays.    

Late Registration 2005



I swear to god I just figured out that the song 'Late' was purposely placed at the end of the album for conceptual reasons. It's really the intro, but he's late...you get it. That along makes the album dope.

Back when Kanye was still using the bear mascot, and shit, he dropped one of the best albums of my natural life. Not until Gold Digger dropped I was finally convinced that I wanted this album. One of my favorite videos and features of Jamie Foxx singing Ray Charles vocals was amazing. Hearing that Kanye doesn't even like the song bothers me but what are you going do? I skipped school to go buy this album and I remember listening to it and Roses, Bring Me Down, Addiction, We Major, and the song with Cam'ron & Consequence Gone, immediately became my favorite songs. Next slide please.

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy 2010



Going into this apprehensive because all of the Illumanti talk, I was pessimistic. The album was surprisingly good. Like superb, outstanding, spellbinding. Kanye showed off his artsy side this time around and once again, I'm so appalled. Only Kanye knows why he makes videos about weird peculiar things, the don't ask don't tell rule applies. I bought the deluxe edition with the Runaway movie and dude, no comment. We already knew Kanye was a bad actor thanks to his 2 minute part in Entourage, now he's a bad director as well.

Like I said, the album is great though. Straight play through, no skips. It's unlikely for an artist of his caliber with high expectations to make a classic on his 5th studio album. With songs like All Of The Lights, The Blame Game, Gorgeous, Runaway it shows he still has that backpack on his back and music notes still run in his veins. I sometimes go back and forth on whether this is his best album or not.

College Dropout 2003



I will not scrutinize this masterpiece what so ever. Do not bring up The Workout Plan or School Spirit because I will defend them with honor. Okay, the Workout Plan video was a little absurd and School Spirit sucked but dammit lets count our blessings here. Hip-hop was taken over by the south and you couldn't get a song on the radio unless you were Jay-Z, Eminem or made a song degrading women with fat asses. Kanye West arrived in Louis Vuitton backpack and a mascot. What rapper you know has a mascot? He had Jesus Walks playing on the radio and coming from an atheist, I fucking loved that song! I knew every word to All Falls Down and Through The Wire was one of those feel good empathy songs that I will always love. Slow Jamz, Spaceship, Breathe In Out Breathe Out, Get Em' High, Never Let Me Down, OMG! I feel like a white groupie girl just talking about it. To contest this with any of his albums is idiotic. I remember opening up his cd in my grandmother's basement and listening to We Don't Care for the first time, that's hip-hop. Reciting every word (even the monologue) to Last Call, that's hip hop. A lot of things I will always forget but never the time when I felt it was ok to be different. And for that I thank you Kanye West for your best and my favorite album, College Dropout.

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