Brian McKnight's "How To Make Your Pussy Work"

Sir, the slander is upon you. In cased you missed it last night, Brian McKnight resurrected six feet from the rhythm & blues graveyard like hologram Tupac to release a preview of his "adult mix tape". These words came from his mouth. It was extremely vulgar, blunt, and educational? "let me show you how your pussy works" is chorus to this embarrassment. I'm guessing women need a 42 year old singer, musically show them how to utilize...

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Metta World Peace Apologizes...Again

I don't know what you see here but I see the face of a champion... That is the face of Martin Luther King Jr. This is the face of humility. That is the face of a baby eater. What NBA player you know has the hunger of a baby eater? Yeah, we waited. They make this man seem like a thug or a loose cannon. I think he's very sensitive and mentally sane. Here's footage of James Harden getting in Metta's way last night.   To me it looked...

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Do You Believe In Hell?

Yesterday, I had the best conversation of my life with my christian friend who's name will remain anonymous. Somewhere in between this conversation, Hell was brought up. You would think such a general word would have a more intellectual term but it's "heaven and hell" like your parents always taught you. I'm knowledgeable on the basics about other religions but what I grew up learning about was Christianity (what...

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#NoFilter Instagram, You Fucking Up

Son, have you seen anybody this hurt on Instagram before the Android app? Now that the Android users have Instagram, it's super popular now more than ever. These filters can make the ugliest bitches look decent. For instance... Not only has Instagram started an epidemic but a flawed trend called #NoFilter. The immediate substitute for #NoMakeup. They post shit like this on social networks and say #NoFilter like...

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What's The Best Kanye West Album?

Since I'm in a hip-hop mood at the moment, I would like to talk my shit again. Can I talk my shit again? The world knows I will forever be a die hard fan of Kanye West. I followed his every rap move since his feature on Blueprint 2. If you read some of my posts, you would know I like to put an end to on-going debates. How do you choose which Kanye album is the best? You ask me that's how! I squandered some mula even when I couldn't afford...

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Featured Artist Of The Week x LUX PACK

http://luxpack.bandcamp.com <p><p><p><a href="http://luxpack.bandcamp.com/album/luxstory-ep">Luxstory EP by LUX PACK</a></p></p></p> Yo,...

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2Pac Coachella 2012 Performance

In case you missed it last night, 2pac arose from the dead to perform at Coachella with the prolific pot smoker Snoop Dogg. Maybe that 7 day theory was true! Ok maybe it was just a hologram. Either way #TupacB...

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The Cabin In The Woods Spoiler

...back on my movie shit! On Friday night, I took time out of my very prescious life span to see The Cabin In The Woods without any prior knowledge of it (I just didn't want to pay money to see American Reunion). On the movie poster it reads in fine print "from the writers of Cloverfield" and people know I love Cloverfield! So this movie had me at hello..  WARNING SPOILER ALERT!!! This is NOT like Cabin Fever (another movie...

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The Soundtrack To My Life

Ever hear a song that made you feel like there was somebody out there other than you? In no specific order (in order, not in order) I put together some random number of songs that best describe me in a nutshell. This is the soundtrack of my life. Simple Plan - Welcome To My Life  Some years back, I had this weird thing for rock bands and MTV. In the mist of that, I came across this song called Welcome To My Life by Simple Plan. I literally...

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My Weird Phobias

Inspired by holidays like Easter and other family meet-and-greet holidays, I decided to shed light on why I go above immeasurable lengths to avoid these kind of situations. Let me explain what happened yesterday... "My girlfriend called me at work and asked me if I wanted to go her sister's house for dinner. Easter is a religious holiday and god knows I hate religion but instead of constantly disappointing her, I accepted this invite. On the...

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