TOP 20 WORST RAP SONGS I EVER HEARD (tumblr post 9-2-11)

( P.S. I wrote this on Tumblr last year off impulse. I have no motivation of modifying my errors and I don't completely agree with not putting Soulja Boy on this list. The views and opinions expressed in this article does not reflection off the way I feel currently. I believe I say the n-word more than once. Do not pay me no mind. Thanks, Management )



Yup, get ready for major disappointment thanks to your and my favorite rappers and one hit wonders in my opinion.

20. You Can Get It All by Bow Wow

I lied when I said I wasn't going to modify this post because damn I forgot how much I hate this song. Stealing the melody and making a beat with a sample from classic TLC is one thing, but composing it into a shitty record is another. Bow Wow proved how much control the label has over his music but naming your cd New Jack City 2 was a unilateral decision and he must pay for that.

http://youtu.be/9h_okYjL_E4

19. Sweat by Snoop Dogg



I hated this song within 17 seconds, there was no hope and that’s all I have to say.

http://youtu.be/Hgf6jkp8bwQ

18. Not Afraid by Eminem




This song was fucking annoying because they kept playing this shit on the radio like it was good. Every time it came on “IM NOT AFRAID!!” I be like shut the fuck uuup!! Where is the Eminem that black people liked and white parents were afraid of?

http://youtu.be/j5-yKhDd64s

17. Go Getta by Jeezy featuring R. Kelly



Nobody expected Jeezy to go commercial after a classic hood album but Jeezy. No matter how catchy the hook was, nobody remembers the verses just his bald headed ass in a suit in that video. What the fuck was you thinking?

http://youtu.be/C7ec0VI4Yl0

16. Learn Chinese by Jin



Lets get this out the way, does anybody remember Jin’s debut in the rap game? Anybody? ……well Jin’s career finished prematurely due his inability to make a song without being wack. This song was ass but it probably bang at the Chinese fast food joint.

http://youtu.be/v9YYfEFTrgY

15. Laffy Taffy by D4L

Everybody in the south just think they can get away with saying anything in a rap song. Not today I'm not having it. You don't be a group of grown ass men telling to people to shake they Laffy Taffy. That is a federal offense in 29 states.

http://youtu.be/3NXBgSCSrIk

14. Drumma Bass by Cassidy



Every now and than, rappers get charged for murder, go to jail, get hit by semi trucks, and make a dance song with an Asian chick singing on the hook techno style. Damn Philly losing.

http://youtu.be/q0kHlVQiqus

13. Sunshine by Jay-Z featuring Foxy Brown & Babyface




We can all pretend we ain’t hear this but lets face it, Jay-Z made a terrible song. The video looked like something Busta Rhymes came up with and the instrumental was too heavy to match the vocals. I’m sure he regret this and selling his soul to the devil.

http://youtu.be/TxUoySP9zqg

12. Just Lose It by Eminem



Damn bro you made some shit in yo life. This definitely confirmed that Eminem was too old to be making songs about Michael Jackson touching his balls. It was just horrible and of course white people loved it.

http://youtu.be/9dcVOmEQzKA

11. Need My Love by Lil B



Aye Lil B could of probably make his own top 20 of horrible songs and on that list, this would be the numero uno. The song would probably be ok if gay ass Lloyd sung it but you got the head of the bitchmob to sing the vocals like that nigga from youtube slapped this nigga again in the vocal booth.

http://youtu.be/_RyRFu7Umvk

10. Coconut Juice by Tyga



“Put the lime in the coconut and mix it all up” Man what the fuck is coconut juice? I don’t drink so maybe I’m missing out but bruh we ain’t from Hawaii and this song wasn’t hitting. As a matter of fact, none of your songs are good, you’re a terrible rapper and I hope you burn in hell! (Samuel Jackson voice)

http://youtu.be/CcKDmvDHPjc

9. NBA Rappers





So you made it to the NBA and somewhere down the line your agent thought it was a good idea for you to start rapping. Hey, that would of been an awesome idea if any of you guys were actually talented.

Thug Poet by Kobe http://youtu.be/w4gLm68yZmc

8. Concentrate by Xzibit



Remember on Pimp My Ride when Xzibit was knocking on the person’s door, and they came out excited as fuck like “Omg it’s Xzibit my favorite rapper” who’s favorite rapper is Xzibit? You’ll be my favorite rapper too if you installed a playstation and a coffee table in my piece of shit car. Anyway, he thought all the publicity from the show would help him sell this long haiku poem he likes to call a song. It didn’t help.

http://youtu.be/g3882sGkrNA

7. My Chick Bad by Ludacris featuring Nicki Minaj



This song will go down in history for the corniest punchlines ever. Nicki Minaj saved this track but damn I wish she would of let this nigga drown for polluting the radio waves with this tomfoolery. If you looking at me like “ummmm honey sweety dear i liked this song” then go listen to Boy In Detention. I want to go on YouTube and flag this shit as inappropriate.

http://youtu.be/JqHliQijgvA

6. Coffee Shop by Yung Joc featuring Gorilla Zoe

This is the last time you heard of Yung Joc. Coffee Shop was a dumb song. Who in the focus group raised their hand and said "Yes, I like it! This is it!" I hope they reevaluated their career choice but somebody cost Joc his rap deal.

http://youtu.be/4nzMS_YrgFk

5. Stanky Legg by GS Boyz



I know I’m not the only one who looking at this picture saying “damn it’s 5 of these niggas and not one thought this song was gay?” the line is drawn when you got grown ass men doing the stanky legg. I was white throughout the whole gs boyz era.

http://youtu.be/ewufRwrayTI

4. Stepped On My J’s by Nelly featuring Jermaine Dupri & Ciara



Who told Nelly this song was hot? If I take a wild guess I’ma have to go with the roids or Ashanti sideburns the devil and the angel of his subconscious. Look dude, you’re an excellent bowler dot dot dot

http://youtu.be/oohCQPABS7I

3. Amusement Park by 50 Cent



Now kids if you look to the left, there’s an over muscular nigger hip rolling by the farris wheel. -___- 50, Candy Shop was a free pass not an ok to do a part 2! The instrumental is still haunting me and your career is full of disappointments. Better that than a hole in the head right nigga? ha ha ha

http://youtu.be/TulMjeExtgk

2. Airplanes by B.O.B. featuring Haley Williams



Before the Tyler, The Creator rants I wanted to crash the airplane that this faggot nigga B.O.B. was in. I hate this fucking song and it’s so annoying because people actually like this crap. The white girl on the hook sounds like a slut and BOB is just a fucking cornball. Together they created one of my favorite songs to hate.

http://youtu.be/kn6-c223DUU

1. Chicken Noodle Soup by DJ Webstar & Young B



Look at them with their fists of triumph in the air like “we’re gonna kill hip-hop with this one yeah!” Well congratulations, yall succeeded gradually. Every time I get sick and somebody mention chicken noodle soup I wanna fight. Harlem niggas forever lost. This is more than a dance song, the government wrote these lyrics. Think about it.

http://youtu.be/sFav9P54JUA

RIP HIP-HOP